As we all know, this holiday season is not easy for our company and for many of our colleagues. At the risk of being presumptuous, I have some advice to share which may be helpful during this difficult time. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all use more calm in our lives especially at this time of the year.

A good friend of mine told me last week that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr how gud I fel rite now.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.